Three things before I get to Jimmy Morales'(?) latest post ...

First, go out and buy this record:

Second, go out and buy an old record player like this:

I also recommend that you find a record player that plays a little slowly, preferably around 30 RPMs.

Lastly, put The Modern Lovers LP on the old, slightly slow record player and listen to it and have your mind blown.

Finally, I leave you (singular) with these thoughts:

Is Jimmy Morales really who we think he is?

and

Is Jimmy(?)'s blog better than this?

Answers below.

Answers: Yes and yes.